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The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie is a 2004 animated film based on the Nickelodeon television series SpongeBob SquarePants, on November 19, 2004. The film's titular protagonist, as in the TV series, is SpongeBob SquarePants. He and his best friend Patrick Star embark on a journey to save King Neptune's crown and rescue Bikini Bottom from the evil clutches of Sheldon J. Plankton.
- Directed and written by Stephen Hillenburg.
SpongeBob
- [speaking into a microphone] But that's OK. [Plankton: What? What's going on?] Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I've made it to Shell City, I've beaten the Cyclops, I've rode Hasselhoff, and I've brought the crown back!
- [repeated line; walking to the grand opening ceremony of the Krusty Krab 2] I'm ready, promotion!
Plankton
- Ding-a-ling! Hey there, old buddy. Freeze! [laughs] 1 secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. [goes to the kitchen and walks out with the Secret Formula] Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make… over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love you! [leaves]
- Evil Plan Z is way ahead of you, baby. I've already hired someone to take care of those two. HE'S A VICIOUS COLD-BLOODED PREDATOR!
Dennis
- Sesame seed.
- The name's Dennis, and I've been hired to exterminate you.
- Don't worry. This will only hurt a lot! [laughs] I love this job!
David Hasselhoff
- I can take you there.
- [SpongeBob: Who are you?] I'm David Hasselhoff.
- [SpongeBob: Um, so where's your boat?] "Boat"? [laughing]
- OK, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom is directly below.
- Who said anything about floating?
- [after launching SpongeBob and Patrick back to Bikini Bottom] You've done good, Hasselhoff. You've done- [The ray from Neptune's trident zaps him, but he survives, now cinched] Ow.
Dialogue
- [Seagulls flying across the sky. On a look-out post, a pirate looks through a telescope. He moves upward to get a better look at something. The screen shows the view in the telescope of a pirate on a dinghy with a treasure chest on it]
- Pirate 1: I got it! I got it! I got it!
- Pirate 2: [Squints] Dinghy ahoy. [He then looks down to tell his friends] Dinghy off the port bow. Dinghy off the port bow!
- Pirate 3: Dinghy off the port bow!
- Pirates: [off-screen] Dinghy off the port bow!
- Pirate 4: Captain, dinghy off the...
- [He is slammed in the face by a door as the captain walks on deck]
- Captain Bart: Dinghy.
- [The captain signals to his friends to let the pirate in the dinghy onto the ship, along with the chest]
- Pirate 1: I got it! I got it.
- Captain Bart: Where is it?
- Pirate 1: It's right here, captain.
- [They open the chest as gold light illuminates the captain's face]
- Captain Bart: I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. [Excitedly, he holds tickets] Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie!
- [The pirates cheer]
- [The movie starts out on Bikini Atoll Island]
- French Narrator: Ah, the sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... uhh... wet. [The camera submerges underwater until it stops in front of the Krusty Krab] Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery, the Krusty Krab restaurant, where...
- [A cop pops up in front of the camera]
- Police: Back up! Back up!
- [He waves arms to back reporters/citizens up]
- French Narrator: Hey, wait a minute. What is happening?
- [The screen pans out to show the Krusty Krab is surrounded by cops. A red crab, refers to the Krusty Krab]
- Eugene H. Krabs: Please, settle down! We've got a situation in there! I'd rather not discuss 'til me manager gets here!
- Female Fish: [off-screen] Look, there he is!
- [A black boat with orange flames drives up. A black boot with an orange snake on it in the shape of an "S," steps out of the vehicle. With a stern look, a yellow sea sponge, climbs out of the boat. He walks toward the Krusty Krab and blows a bubble]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Talk to me, Krabs.
- [SpongeBob wakes up from a dream about being a manager]
- SpongeBob: Hooray! Gary, I had that dream again.
- [In another house shaped like an Easter Island Head, SpongeBob's stern next-door neighbor, a turquoise squid, takes a shower in the bathroom while singing. Behind him, using a brush, SpongeBob scrubs his back also while singing]
- Squidward J.Q Tentacles: [covering himself with a shower curtain] SpongeBob, what are you doing in here?!
- SpongeBob: I have to tell you something, Squidward.
- Squidward: Whatever it is, can't we wait until we get to work?
- SpongeBob: There's no shower at work.
- Squidward: What do you want?!
- SpongeBob: I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.
- Squidward: [offscreen; yelling] GET OUT!
- [With his foot seen through the window, Squidward kicks SpongeBob out of his house]
- SpongeBob: Okay. I'll see you at the ceremony.
- SpongeBob: [after his best friend, Patrick Star, congratulates him for becoming the new manager of the Krusty Krab 2] Thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're going to party 'till we're purple!
- Patrick Star: I love being purple!
- SpongeBob: [as he accidentally steps on mouse-sized Sheldon J. Plankton] Eww! I think I stepped in something. [SpongeBob drags his foot on the ground as if trying to get green stuff off while Plankton yells in pain]
- Sheldon J. Plankton: Not "in something", "on someone", you twit!
- SpongeBob: Oh. Sorry, Plankton. [peals Plankton off of the sole of his shoe] Are you on your way to the grand opening ceremony?
- Plankton: No, I'm not on my way over to the grand opening ceremony. I'm busy on planning to rule the world! [laughs]
- SpongeBob: Well, good luck with that.
- [In the crowd, a pufferfish, sits beside, a land squirrel]
- Mrs. Poppy Puff: We paid $9 for this?
- Sandy Cheeks: I paid 10!
- Goofy Goober: [singing] Oh, I'm a goofy goober, yeah!
You're a goofy goober yeah!
We're all goofy goobers yeah!
Goofy, goofy, goofy goobers yeah!
- SpongeBob: [seemingly drunk on ice cream] This next song goes out to my best friends in the whole world: Patrick and this big peanut guy! It's a little ditty called...
- SpongeBob and Patrick: WAITER!
- Krabs: "I stole your crown, signed [eyes widen] EUGENE KRABS"?!
- King Neptune: Relinquish the royal crown to me AT ONCE! [points his burning trident at Mr. Krabs]
- Krabs: B-But, this is crazy! I didn't do it!
- Answering Machine: [with Krabs' voice] Ahoy! This is Eugene Krabs! Leave a message.
- Clay: Hi, Mr. Krabs, this is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to? Yeah. I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I told it to a guy in Shell City and, uh, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling the crown. Neptune’s crown… [Krabs tries to stop the machine by breaking it but it continues to play, as Neptune boils with rage. Krabs rips the phone from the cord but the phone still works for a brief moment] …which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.
- Krabs: Eh-heh-heh. Don't you just hate wrong numbers…?
- King Neptune: MY CROWN IS IN THE FORBIDDEN SHELL CITY?!?!?!?!?! [screaming]
- Plankton: [appears on the other end of the phone] Plan Z, I love Plan Z!
- King Neptune: My hair is thinning a bit...
- SpongeBob: Oh, your highness, I'm sure it's not that noticab- [Neptune takes off the paper bag from his head revealing an insanely blinding glow] —Aaaald! Bald! Bald! Bald!
- Crowd of People: Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!
- Fred: [eyes sizzling] MY EYES!
- King Neptune: [puts the bag back on] Alright, alright.
- SpongeBob: Uh... King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?
- King Neptune: You go to Shell City?! [his eyes bulge out of his head as he laughs, then goes back to normal] No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned! What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.
- King Neptune: And as for you, be back with my crown in exactly 10 days!
- Patrick: [appears out of nowhere] He can do it in 9!
- King Neptune: 8!
- Patrick: 7!
- King Neptune: 6!
- SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs: Patrick! [tackle Patrick]
- King Neptune: 6 it is, then!
- [Krabs chokes him]
- Patrick: 5...
- SpongeBob: Patrick, shush!
- King Neptune: Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands! [points his trident at Krabs]
- Krabs: No, wait, I'm begging you! [Neptune freezes him]
- Squidward: Who turned on the A.C.? Aah! Mr. Krabs! [knocks on Krabs three times] Oh, no! This is terrible! Who's going to sign my paycheck?
- King Neptune: Come along, Mindy.
- Mindy: [to SpongeBob and Patrick] Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There’s crooks, killers, and monsters everywhere! And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops who guards the outskirts of the city, and preys on innocent sea creatures! Don't let him catch you. Because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again!
- Patrick: [infatuated] She's pretty, SpongeBob.
- Mindy: [shows SpongeBob and Patrick a bag] Here, take this.
- SpongeBob: What's in here? [opens the bag and wind blows into his face]
- Mindy: It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.
- Patrick: You're hot.
- Mindy: Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds, and you'll be blown back home.
- Floyd: What are you two dumb kids headed, anyway?
- Patrick: Kids?!
- SpongeBob: Now, Patrick. For your information, we're not kids, we're men, and we're off to get King Neptune's crown in Shell City.
- Floyd and Lloyd: Shell City?!
- Lloyd: Isn't that the place that's guarded by a killer Cyclops?
- SpongeBob: That's right.
- Victor: HEY! Who blew this bubble?! [to all his fellow thugs] You all know the rules!
- Thugs: [in unison] All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.
- Victor: That's right! So, who blew it?! [from inside the bathroom, SpongeBob and Patrick frantically popped all the bubbles] So, nobody knows?
- Thug: Maybe it was...
- Victor: SHUT UP!
- Squidward: Too bad SpongeBob isn't here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here.
- Patrick: [driving] Hey, look, free ice cream! [turns sharp left]
- SpongeBob: Oh, boy! [runs out through boneyard to get ice cream]
- Patrick: [to a skull on the ground] How you doing? [suddenly looks alarmed] Wait a minute. Wait a minute! SPONGEBOB!
- SpongeBob: Yeah?
- Patrick: Make mine a chocolate!
- SpongeBob: What kind of old lady are you?! Eww!
- [A red monstrous frogfish reveals itself from the ground. SpongeBob screams and bites off the old lady's left arm, falls down]
- Patrick: [catches SpongeBob in the Patty Wagon] Did you get the ice cream?
- [The frogfish roars]
- SpongeBob: STEP ON IT, PATRICK!
- SpongeBob: Oh, my gosh! Look, Patrick, Plankton's turned everybody in Bikini Bottom into slaves! Squidward, Sandy and Mrs. Puff! [gasps] Even Gary!
- Gary the Snail: [mind controlled] Meow, Plankton.
- Mindy: [after making SpongeBob and Patrick into "men"] So now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City?!
- SpongeBob and Patrick: HECK YEAH!
- Mindy: Are men afraid of anything?
- SpongeBob and Patrick: HECK NO!
- Mindy: And why?
- SpongeBob and Patrick: BECAUSE WE'RE INVINCIBLE! [they jump off a cliff]
- Mindy: [yelling down to them] I NEVER SAID THAT!
- [As Dennis, a bounty hunter who Plankton hired, goes to stomp on SpongeBob and Patrick with a spiked sole, an extremely large boot stomps on top of him]
- Patrick: Bigger boot!
- [Patrick tries to run away but SpongeBob stops him]
- SpongeBob: Wait, Pat, this bigger boot saved our lives.
- Patrick: Yay!
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Thank you, stranger!
- [They look up to see the Cyclops, a giant scuba diver-like monster, breathing heavily]
- SpongeBob: Uhh, stranger? [The Cyclops looks down at them with his hands open] It's the Cyclops!
- [The duo run off as the Cyclops slowly walks, chasing them]
- [At Shell City, the Cyclops has put SpongeBob and Patrick in a fish bowl. The duo turns around and spots him, then scream as then run wildly as the Cyclops laughs maniacally, and they hit the walls of the glass bowl. Then they bumped into each other as the Cyclops walks off]
- SpongeBob: What's he gonna do with us? [The Cyclops picks up a toolbox] Oh, no! He's going for his evil instruments of torture! [The Cyclops opens the box and pulls out a bottle of glue and a jar, containing googly eyes] Glue? Googly eyes? [whimpering] [The Cyclops hums as he glues some googly eyes on a dead clam] He’s making a humorous diorama of… [The Cyclops finishes his diorama] Alexander Clam Bell?! Patrick, he’s killing sea animals and making them into smelly knick-knacks! And I think we’re next!
- SpongeBob: [as the Cyclops puts him and Patrick on a table under a lamp] The heat is so intense from this lamp, that I can't move.
- Patrick: Tell me about it.
- [The Cyclops laughs maniacally. He takes a book and walks to the bathroom, shutting the door behind him]
- [As the lamp dries SpongeBob and Patrick up completely after they spot King Neptune's crown, leaving a heart-shaped tear, the pirates cry]
- Captain Bart: [sobbing] That's it. The end of SpongeBob. [voice breaking] Come here, you!
- [As the captain hugs one of the pirates, a parrot flies over and lands on his shoulder]
- Parrot: [squawking] Shut up and look at the screen!
- [The captain looks at the screen with a surprised expression]
- Captain Bart: Argh! The bird's right. Look! It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers!
- [The heart-shaped tear, due to the two tears, trembles and come together to form a big tear. It slides down a cord. The tear pokes through the outlet, causing it to spark. The light from the heat lamp turns off, and smoke rises to a sprinkler. More sprinklers spray water around the room. The spraying water brings the dried-up SpongeBob and Patrick back to life]
- SpongeBob and Patrick: [gasping, breathing]
- SpongeBob: Hey, we're alive!
- Pirates and Crowd: [cheering]
- SpongeBob: Let's get that crown!
- Patrick: Right!
- [The duo grabs hold of the crown]
- SpongeBob: On 3, Patrick. Ready? 1, 2, 3! [the crown lifts] Hey, it's lighter that I thought. Whoa!
- [The Cyclops is actually holding it by the top, causing SpongeBob and Patrick to scream]
- Cyclops: [pumping a fist] Roar!
- [Suddenly, the gift shop starts to shake like an earthquake]
- All: Huh?
- [Knick-knack seahorses tremble]
- Cyclops: Huh?
- [As the modeled creatures begin to tremble and shake, the Cyclops looks around]
- Patrick: What's happening?
- SpongeBob: I don't know! [suddenly surprised] Look!
- [All around the room, the creatures come to life, each one at a time, even 3 fishes playing Mariachi instruments who play Jarabe Tapatio]
- Cyclops: [looking around] Huh? What? Huh? [As the Cyclops watch more creatures come to life, they growl angrily at him. A lobster taps on the back of the Cyclops's helmet, giving his attention. He turns to face it] Huh? [From the Cyclops's point of view, the lobster reveals the glue bottle and jar of googly eyes] Uh-oh. [The lobster squirts glue into the Cyclops's eye, causing him to fall back] Whoa!
- [As the Cyclops collapses hard on the floor, the creatures leap and fall to attack him. The Mariachi Band fish shrug as if saying "Oh well", then continue playing. The Cyclops is pinned down to the floor as the creatures beat him up. He tries to get up, but more creatures keep him down. SpongeBob and Patrick escape Shell City with the crown on the beach]
- SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick! Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. [sets the crown aside] Do you still have that bag of winds?
- Patrick: [shows a lump on his rear] I sure do! [The duo laugh as Patrick pulls out the bag] Here you go. [SpongeBob is confused]
- SpongeBob: Umm...
- Patrick: What?
- SpongeBob: Nothing, nothing. [pulls out the instructions for the bag] OK, let's go over the instructions. Let's see, it says here: "Step 1: Point the bag away from home."
- Patrick: [pointing the bag at Shell City] OK.
- SpongeBob: "Step 2: Plant your feet firmly on the ground."
- Patrick: [keeps his feet on the ground] Right.
- SpongeBob: "Step 3: Remove the string from the bag, releasing the winds."
- Patrick: Check. [As Patrick pulls the string, the bag zips off]
- SpongeBob: Well, that seems simple enough. [reads the instructions again while Patrick looks around, searching for the bag] "Point the bag away from home, your feet firmly on the ground, pull the string, releasing the winds." Alright, let's do it for real. [Patrick spots something with bug-eyes]
- Patrick: Uh, SpongeBob? [points]
- [The bag, deflating like a balloon, is blowing away! SpongeBob gasps as he and Patrick chase it]
- SpongeBob: No, no, stop!
- Patrick: I was bad! I'm sorry! Please, bag, I'm sorry! I just thought... It was a mistake!
- [The bag flies up to the sky, then lands in the water. The duo is stranded on the beach looking sad]
- SpongeBob: Oh, no! How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?
- [From the distance, a man's voice is heard]
- Man: I can take you there.
- [It's David Hasselhoff, wearing red swim-trunks, running in slow-motion. He stops near SpongeBob and Patrick who look up at him]
- SpongeBob: Who are you?
- David Hasselhoff: I'm David Hasselhoff.
- SpongeBob and Patrick: [joyfully] Hooray!
- SpongeBob: Um, so where's your boat?
- Hasselhoff: "Boat?" [laughing]
- [Later, Hasselhoff swims on the water with SpongeBob, Patrick and the crown on his back]
- SpongeBob: Go, Hasselhoff!
- Patrick: Next stop, Bikini Bottom!
- [Back on the surface, Hasselhoff, with SpongeBob, Patrick and the crown still on his back, zooms across the water like a speedboat. A fisherman startles as he falls off his boat after seeing Hasselhoff. Tilting his head from side to side, Hasselhoff smirks]
- SpongeBob: Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now!
- Patrick: [looking over his shoulder] Huh? [points] Unidentified object off the hindquarters.
- [Something above the sea zooms toward Hasselhoff like another speedboat]
- SpongeBob: [narrowing his eyes] It looks like… [The speeding figure rises from the water. It's the Cyclops's boot!] Bigger boot. But how?
- [The boot stops behind Hasselhoff's foot then lifts upright revealing a green smudged smear, resembling Plankton earlier when SpongeBob stepped on him, on the sole. The smear sprouts out arms and legs, then breaks free from the sole. It's Dennis, his clothes now torn, damaged and ragged and his sunglasses broken revealing his eyes. Without his bandana, his mouth is revealed with sharp and pointy teeth as he grins evilly. SpongeBob and Patrick cower in fear]
- SpongeBob: Aah! Dennis!
- Dennis: Did you miss me?
- [Back on Hasselhoff's back, Dennis looms over SpongeBob and Patrick. He takes off his broken sunglasses]
- Dennis: Now, where were we?
- SpongeBob: Patrick, run!
- Patrick: No, I'm tired of running. [gets ready to fight Dennis] If we run now, we'll never stop- [Dennis slaps Patrick, sending him flying to Hasselhoff's left foot] Run, SpongeBob!
- [SpongeBob screams as he runs under Dennis then slides down Hasselhoff's rear, which Dennis stabs with his dagger]
- Hasselhoff: Ooh! Take it easy back there, fellas.
- [SpongeBob avoids Dennis on Hasselhoff's right leg]
- Patrick: SpongeBob, be careful!
- Dennis: Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.
- SpongeBob: [jumping towards Hasselhoff's left leg in slow-motion] Never! [reaches the other side] Yeah, I did it!
- [Suddenly, Dennis is on the other side behind him!]
- Dennis: You got guts, kid. [SpongeBob yelps] Too bad I gotta rip ‘em out of ya!
- SpongeBob: Uh, I don't know what Plankton's paying you, [takes out a pile of Goober Dollars] but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while.
- Dennis: [swipes the dollars] It's going to take a lot more than 5... [looks at the dollars] What is this?
- SpongeBob: Uh, that, sir, is 5 Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober- [Dennis tosses the dollars aside and grabs SpongeBob by his throat] I got bubbles. Fun at parties.
- [Wind blows soapy bubbles into Dennis's eyes]
- Dennis: [irritated] My eyes! [holds his eyes in pain as he throws SpongeBob, who screams]
- Patrick: I gotcha, SpongeBob! [catches him]
- SpongeBob: Thanks, buddy! [With his spiked sole above them, Dennis gets ready to crush them again] Uh, thanks a lot.
- Dennis: [with his eyes now sore from the bubbles] That's it! I'm through messin’ around! See ya later, fools! [A boat horn honks; looks back] Huh?
- [Hasselhoff ducks under a catamaran and Dennis, who screams, gets struck by it]
- Patrick: See ya.
- [Back on the surface, Hasselhoff stops near Bikini Atoll Island]
- Hasselhoff: OK, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom is directly below.
- SpongeBob: But we'll never be able to float down in time!
- Hasselhoff: Who said anything about floating? [stands up]
- Houston Voice: Initiating launch sequence.
- SpongeBob and Patrick: What the...?
- [On Hasselhoff's chest, his pecs become launchers]
- SpongeBob: [amazed] Did you see that?
- Patrick: The control!
- SpongeBob and Patrick: [as Hasselhoff grabs them and the crown off of his back] Whoa!
- Hasselhoff: All hands on deck. [places them on his pecs and prepares for liftoff]
- Houston Voice: 10 seconds to liftoff. 9, 8...
- [Each glimpse shows Neptune pointing his trident at Krabs, Mindy & Plankton each saying "no" and "yes", and Hasselhoff grunting for the liftoff on his pecs]
- King Neptune: Eugene Krabs, the time has come...
- Mindy: No!
- Plankton: Yes!
- Houston Voice: ...6, 5...
- King Neptune: ...For you...
- Mindy: No!
- Plankton: Yes!
- Houston Voice: ...3, 2...
- King Neptune: ...To fry!
- Mindy: No!
- Plankton: Yes!
- Houston Voice: ...1.
- [Hasselhoff's pecs launch the crown back to Bikini Bottom with SpongeBob and Patrick clinging onto it. The crown hurtles toward Bikini Bottom like a meteor while SpongeBob and Patrick were screaming]
- Mr. Krabs: [closes his eyes] No!
- [As the duo with the crown crash through the roof, a ray of light from Neptune's trident fires at Krabs, but the crown blocks it. The ray is launched to the surface where Hasselhoff rests on his back]
- Hasselhoff: You’ve done good, Hasselhoff. You’ve done- [The ray zaps him but he survives, now cinched] Ow.
- Plankton: [clapping slowly, sarcastically] Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.
- SpongeBob: Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.
- Plankton: Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my UMBRELLA! [pulls lever]
- SpongeBob, Mindy & Patrick: Umbrella…..?
- [SpongeBob uses a Goofy Goober guitar laser to free the citizens of Bikini Bottom]
- Squidward: Ha!
- Mrs. Puff: Ooh!
- Sandy: Yee-haw!
- Gary: Meow.
- Plankton: His chaps are too righteous! The helmets can't handle this level of rock and roll! Karen, do something!
- Karen Plankton: [crowd surfing] WHEE!
- Plankton: Karen? [Karen laughs as Plankton grits his teeth angrily] Alright, that's the last straw! Neptune, I command you to-
- [SpongeBob frees him, too]
- [Plankton is now completely squashed by the freed citizens]
- Plankton: Come on, I was just kidding! [An officer scoops him up with a shovel] Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? [The officer puts him into a little truck with the back door labeled "Institution for the Criminally Tiny"] With the helmets and the monuments. [laughs] Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? [Everyone goes back inside the Krusty Krab 2 as the truck drives off; last words] I'll destroy all of you!
- SpongeBob: [last lines] Are you crazy?! I was just gonna tell you that your fly is down. Manager?! This is the greatest day of my life!
- [In a post-credit scene, the pirates look at each other. The captain talks about Hasselhoff]
- Captain Bart: [closing lines] You know, David Hasselhoff is a great artist.
- Usher: Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.
- [The pirates growl angrily at her]
- Captain Bart: What? [points his sword at her] Say that again, if you dare.
- Usher: [pirate accent] You folks have to leave.
- Captain Bart: [after an awkward pause] OK.
- [The captain leads his friends out of the theater while the usher sweeps up popcorn]
Cast
Animated Characters
- Tom Kenny — SpongeBob SquarePants, Narrator, Gary the Snail, Clay, Tough Fish #2, Twin #2, Houston Voice
- Clancy Brown — Mr. Krabs
- Rodger Bumpass — Squidward Tentacles, Fish #4
- Bill Fagerbakke — Patrick Star, Fish #2, Chum Customer, Local Fish
- Mr. Lawrence — Plankton, Fred, Lloyd
- Jill Talley — Karen, Old Lady
- Carolyn Lawrence — Sandy Cheeks
- Mary Jo Catlett — Mrs. Puff
- Jeffrey Tambor — King Neptune
- Scarlett Johansson — Mindy
- Alec Baldwin — Dennis
- Dee Bradley Baker — Man Cop, Phil, Perch Perkins, Waiter, Floyd, Thug, Coughing Fish, Twin #1, Frogfish Monster, Freed Fish, Sandals
- Sirena Irwin — Reporter, Driver, Ice Cream Lady
- Lori Alan — Pearl Krabs
- Tom Wilson — Fish, Victor
- Carlos Alazraqui — Squire, Goofy Goober Announcer, Thief
- Joshua Seth — Prisoner
- Tim Blaney — Singing Goofy Goober
- Derek Drymon — Screamer
- Aaron Springer — Laughing Bubble
- Stephen Hillenburg — The Parrot
Live-Action Characters
- David Hasselhoff — Himself
- Kristopher Logan — Squinty the Pirate
- D.P. FitzGerald — Bonesy the Pirate
- Cole McKay — Scruffy the Pirate
- Dylan Haggerty — Stitches the Pirate
- Bart McCarthy — Captain Bart the Pirate
- Henry Kingi — Inky the Pirate
- Randolph Jones — Tiny the Pirate
- Paul Zies — Upper Deck the Pirate
- Gerard Griesbaum — Fingers the Pirate
- Aaron Hendry — Tangles the Pirate, Cyclops Diver
- Maxie Santillan — Gummy the Pirate
- Peter DeYoung — Leatherbeard the Pirate
- Gino Montesinos — Tango the Pirate
- John Siciliano — Pokey the Pirate
- David Stifel — Cookie the Pirate
- Alex Baker — Martin the Pirate
- Robin Russell — Sniffy the Pirate
- Tommy Schooler — Salty the Pirate
- Ben Wilson — Stovepipe the Pirate
- José Zelay — Dooby the Pirate
- Mageina Tovah — Usher
- Chris Cummins
Todd Duffey — Concession Guys - Michael Patrick Bell — Fisherman
Additional Voices
- Neil Ross — Voice of the Cyclops
- Derek Drymon — Voice of the Fisherman
External Links
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