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SpongeBob SquarePants (1999-) is an animated TV series, airing on Nickelodeon about the adventures and endeavors of the title character and his various friends in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom. It spawned a movie, followed by several short films, and video games.

Episode 1

A Place for Pets [13.1a]

Mr. Krabs: Squidward?
Squidward: Yes, Mr.- achoo! Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: Why don't all these new pets have patties in front of them, I'm running a business, not a showdown.

Lockdown for Love [13.1b]

Karen: Ah, I'm floating on air! A balloon ride, a candle-light dinner, and our wedding song is playing! Oh, this day is perfect.
Plankton: No, you're perfect, Karen. You're the best computer wife a copepod ever could have! [types on keyboard] Bon-bon?
Karen: Oh, I shouldn't.

Episode 2

Under the Small Top [13.2a]

SpongeBob: I Sent this for me yesterday, and i'm still waiting.
Announcer: Bummer, Dude!
SpongeBob: What?
Announcer: Bummer Dude action figures, they're miserable. [SpongeBob Turns off the TV]
Mailman: Hey, hey, hey spongebob, got a buncha great stuff for you today [holds up a catalog] The New "Spatula Emporium" Catalog
SpongeBob: No
Mailman: [Holds up a Check] Free Money from the sweepstakes you won.
SpongeBob: [Tears off a check] No.
Mailman: [Holds up a letter] A Letter from your family?
SpongeBob: [eats it up] No, how about packages, do you have any packages for me?
Mailman: Nope, No Packages, Sorry to Disappoint You, SpongeBob.

Squidward's Sick Daze [13.2b]

Episode 3

Pat the Dog [13.3a]

Marvin: Say Hello to BUTCHER!

Goofy Scoopers [13.3b]

French Narrator: Zee Next Morning
Goofy Goober Manager: The Goofy Scoopers are Over, They're Too Fashioned, The Kids Want a New Sound.
SpongeBob and Patrick: A NEW SOUND?!
Goofy Goober Manager: That's Right, The Newest Invention was An Ice Cream DJ, But Then... Say Hello to DJ 2 Sc00pz! [DJ 2 Sc00pz Turns on the Music, the Kids Dance, and Patrick is dancing]
SpongeBob: Patrick, Stop with all of this Womps-Womps and Wups-Wups! Tell Me Where The Scoopers Are, Are They At The Coffee House? Or The Bikini Bottom Bowl? Or On A World Tour?
Clem: Get me out of this crazy circus, i'm terrified of clowns [a scary clown appears when he opens a tent]

Episode 4

Something Narwhal This Way Comes [13.4a]

Patrick: Hurry it up, other people need to use the whirlpool bathtub.
[Narlene Crafts A Wooden Toothpick]
Narlene:Yeah [Nobby Crafts A Wooden Turkey On A Plate]
Nobby: Ah, Thanksgiving. [SpongeBob Turns himself into a banjo, he plays himselfs and chases squidward away]
Narlene: What's the Bad News?

C.H.U.M.S. [13.4b]

Plankton: Today your Formula, Tommorow the World!

SpongeBob's Road To Christmas [13.5]

SpongeBob: [Chuckles] Look at That, Gary. It's the Present I Left For Santa Last Christmas, Isn't That Nice? THE PRESENT I LEFT FOR SANTA LAST CHRISTMAS?!: He Never Got it, Oh... My Present is to Santa 212 Days Late. [Crying] Late, It's a Tradegy. I Can't Go On, [Crying] Nope, I'll Go On, BUT I CAN'T GO ON! [Continues Crying]

Episode 6

There Will Be Grease! [13.6a]

Sandy: Well, I Do Like Breathing, I'll Take the Whole Case!

Potato Puff [13.6b]

SpongeBob: See You Tommorow, Mrs. Puff!
Mrs. Puff: Where is That Music Coming From?
Mrs. Puff: Now i Can Catch up On my Stories
Mrs. Puff: [She Looks at the Window, Bikini Bottom Is Destroyed and Caught on Fire, the Anchor, the lighthouse, the Helicopter All Go Down, Cuts Back to Mrs.Puff] Um, SpongeBob? GAH, Hello?
Baby: I'm Getting To Old For This... [He Carries Her Parents and Rube While The Thugs Crash into the Dynamite Factory]
[A Potato is Cutted and Peeled off, cut in half, splats through the wall, the wig lands on it, the gravy truck gets knocked over, and it is covered on it, spongebob gets off the seat]
SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff, You've Been Mashed! [Cries in Hysteric, Takes his eyes out, blows them and puts them back, continues wailing, but then mrs. puff returned]

Episode 7

The Big Bad Bubble Bass [13.7a]

Bubble Bass: ScumBob, Putrick, You Blithering Fools Better Hand me Over Pigulon Right Now, Or I'll Chug, I'll Glug, And I'll Belch Your House Down!
Patrick: [Holding up Pigulon] Nobody's Home!
Bubble Bass: [Holds Up a Bottle of Fizz Bomb Cola] Time For Some Fizz Bomb Burp Fuel! [He Drinks Some Soda, Then Belches SpongeBob's Pineapple Down, But Gary Falls Down While SpongeBob And Patrick Ran Away to The Rock]

Sea-Man Sponge Haters Club [13.7b]

Mrs.Puff: Where are we Gonna Finish our Club Meeting Now?

Episode 8

Food PBBFT! Truck [13.8a]

Bert: I Can't Understand your Accent [Raspberry]

Upturn Girls [13.8b]

Pearl: Narlene, That's Lady Upturn!
Narlene: Well, if the Shoe fits. [But When His Foot Sniffs out a Shoe, He Starts Getting Rid of It by Gnawing On it.]
Shoe Manager: You've Slaughtered our silhouette!

Episode 9

Say 'Awww!' [13.19a]

Everyone: [chanting] eat him, eat him!
SpongeBob: I---Oh, I Know, I'll try the soothing power of music, [holds up a guitar] Ohhh.... [string plucks] Oh, rats... [the QT-P1 Robot transforms and roars at spongebob and eats him]
Everyone: Yay, you did it boy! woo-hoo!
SpongeBob: [Everyone Cheer For Him] A Suprise Party for Me?
Plankton: [he gets off of spongebob] this isn't a party, you boob.
SpongeBob: [he gets up] Well, Why did everyone cheer for me because i showed up?
Mr. Krabs: Because with you, we can finally reach the "uvuler". ALL RIGHT, LET'S TRY IT AGAIN PEOPLE! [everyone forms up while spongebob is on top of patrick star]
All:: Oh, Oh, Whoa, Whoa, What's Going On? [Plankton Holds up everyone as spongebob reaches the uvula, the monster screeches and spits everyone back out]
Plankton: What do you mean i'm too short to ride this ride? I BUILT THIS!
Manager: Sorry, Buddy, rules is rules even for an adorable little guy like you.
Plankton: Real Cute.

Patrick The Mailman [13.19b]

Patrick: I'm a Mailman Now! [Laughs]
SpongeBob: Wow! I've always wanted to be a mailman. It's like getting to be santa everyday, except sundays.
Patrick: Sorry, SpongeBob. But i'm the mailman now.
SpongeBob: Oh, Okay
Patrick: But you can be my postal pal!
SpongeBob: Whee! Oh, Ah! [He Wears a Mailman Hat]
Patrick: Let's Get Mailing!
Kevin: Can i Help You?
Both: SPECIAL DELEIVERY!!!
Kevin: I Don't Want It!
SpongeBob: Maybe we should just move on to the next house.
Patrick: Pfft, No. I Am a Mailman, like the postal oath say, neither bunions or onions nor ditches or dangers will stop me from giving stuff to strangers.
Kevin: It's July!
Patrick: Just take a letter
Kevin: 'I DON'T WANT IT!!!
Patrick: Neither Onions or Bonions!! [He And Kevin Scream] Huh, Ooh... [He Eats up a Pie] Take Your Mail!!!
Kevin:HEY! [He and Patrick got into a dust cloud brawl]
[At the Bikini Bottom Jail]
Mailman: [Holds up A Big Envelope with spongebob and patrick inside] Here's today's mail, warden.
Both: Special Deleivery [laughs at the end of the episode]

Episode 10

Captain Pipsqueak [13.10a]

Plane To Sea [13.10b]

Episode 11

Squidferatu [13.11a]

Slappy Daze [13.11b]

Slappy: Oh, You've Got Stuffy Nose-feratu. [Nosferatu Turns Into A Bat After Sneezing, But Changes Himself Back] We Have to get you to Dr. Calimari's Right Away!

Episode 12

Welcome to Binary Bottom [13.12a]

You're Going to Pay...Phone [13.12b]

A Skin Wrinkle in Time [13.12c]

Episode 13

Abandon Twits [13.13a]

Wallhalla [13.13b]


Episode 14

The Salty Sponge [13.14a]

Karen For Spot [13.14b]

Episode 15

TBA [13.15a]

TBA [13.15b]

Episode 16

TBA [13.16a]

TBA [13.16b]

Episode 17

TBA [13.17a]

TBA [13.17b]

Episode 18

STOP CALLING ME!! [13.18a]

TBA [13.18b]

Episode 19

TBA [13.19a]

TBA [13.19b]

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