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Adventure Time (2010–2018) is an American animated television series on Cartoon Network. The series follows the adventures of a boy named Finn (voiced by Jeremy Shada) and his best friend and adoptive brother Jake (voiced by John DiMaggio)—a dog with the magical power to change shape and size at will.

Hot to the Touch [4.01]

Finn: Dude, I think I have a crush! What do you know about her, Jake?
Jake: I was trying to help you get over your Princess Bubblegum sad times by hooking you two up. But she's evil, man!
Finn: [furious] You shut your dirty mouth. [slaps Jake]
Jake: Dirty? [checks his tongue] No, man. Really, her dad said she was evil!
Jake: She's headed for the Goblin Kingdom! We need to defeat this fiery she-beast!
Finn: I can't fight her, man! I'm still into her!
Jake: Finn! What's more important — your love for that screwball dame, or being a hero and saving the lives of innocent goblin folk?
Finn: [growl] Being a hero.
Flame Princess: Finn, even if we like each other, we're going to hurt each other.
Finn: No! We don't have to! I can take it! I- I mean... can't we try?
Flame Princess: You would defy nature for me?
Finn: Uhh, yeah.... whatevs.

Five Short Graybles [4.02]

Ice King: You are nasty, Gunter! You a got nasty booty mister! Nasty! Aw, don't be sad Stinky. Come with Daddy and I'll make it all better.
[Gunter then drifts away from IK]
Ice King: G'bye Gunter! Sorry sweetie, but I'm never gonna get any princesses if you're stinkin' up the place!

Web Weirdos [4.03]

Jake: A love like theirs will always find a way. It'll crawl all up over you and drain your body fluids, poisoning you slowly until you pass out.

Dream of Love [4.04]

Bubblegum: Cinnamon Bun! Do something!
Cinnamon Bun: ...Okay. Hey everyone! The concert is over!!
Bubblegum: That's not what I—
Cinnamon Bun: THE CONCERT'S OVER, PRINCESS!!!

Return to the Nightosphere [4.05]

Guard Demon: Up and at 'em, people! Eveyone out of your cages. [Finn and Jake are released] My shift is over, and no one's shown up, so...
Finn: Whoa, wait! You're letting us go?
Guard Demon: I mean... yeah, but not really. You're in the Nightosphere, so... [shrugs]
Finn: So... what?
Jake: [holds up cellphone and charger] Is there an outlet somewhere for this?
Guard Demon: Ah ha ha... Hahahahahahaha!!
Finn: Hey, c'mon! Just tell us how we can get back to our world!
Guard Demon: You can't leave the Nightosphere. Not unless he lets you.
Finn/Jake: Marceline's Dad...
Guard Demon: Yeah, that's Hunson Abadeer. He runs this place.
[cut to a plaque under the statue reading "HUNSON ABADEER: OUR GREAT LEADER IS WITH US FOR ALL ETERNITY" with a large caterpillar-like demon running through between the statue's legs]
Jake: Hunson Abadeer? [giggles] Alright.
Finn: Well, dude, how do we talk to him?
Guard Demon: You can't just talk to the boss. You gotta make an appointment.
Finn: Yeah, but we don't even know why we're here!
Jake: [holds up a banana] And what's up with this?!
Guard Demon: Ugh. Oh! Oh, oh, sick! You touched that stuff?! [beat, flies off] Later, fools.
Finn: [looks around] Who's the Teller? That guy?
Boat Demon: Okay, bozos, [whacks a demon with his oar] make room, make room! Make room!
Demon: Ouch!! Come on!
Boat Demon: Scooch over, fatty.
Demon: I can't, dude! This outbox is packed tighter than my tummy tunnel when I can't make brown on the camping trips... because of my anxieties and I have IBS also. [gets hit with oar] Ow!
Finn: Hey, guy! Are you the Teller?
Boat Demon: No. No, no, this is the line to meet the Teller.
Finn: [hits his head] No, man, are you for real?! How long's the wait?!
Boat Demon: I don't know. I just like to row around on top of their heads.
Finn: Bunk that!
Jake: [holds up the banana] Hey, do you know about this?
Boat Demon: I... ew, no. Ehh... sick.
Finn: Why do we need to see the Teller anyway? We just wanna see Hunson Abadeer and find out what happened to us.
Boat Demon: The Teller will get you in touch with Hunson Abadeer. We got systems down here. You gotta swim the proper channels, ya know?
Demon: Yous ain't special! Yous gotta wait just like the rest of yous! ..Us.
Finn: Ugh... Where's the line start?
Boat Demon: Oh... I dunno. The thing sorta governs itself.

Daddy's Little Monster [4.06]

[the camera cuts to more footage showing the Nightosphere via Jake's cameraphone]
Jake: "Alright, so... this is the Nightosphere, I guess. It looks banay-nays. Marceline says they got tons of crazy ways out here. [walks into the cave to see Finn and Marceline playing tambourine and banjo respectively] Right, Marceline? Marceline! [waves hand in front of the camera] Marcy!! [uses index finger and thumb on Marceline, morphs it into a claw hand while making sounds] Hehehe...
Hunson: "There you are, Marceline. [pans out to show Hunson in his monster form] Huh? RAHHH!!!"
Jake: "WAHHHH!!!"
Hunson: "Oh! Hello, dog. Hello, Finn." [swipe at Finn]
Finn: "Stay away from me, old man!" [points at him and shakes tambourine]
Jake: [watching the video] Hehehe... nice one.
Hunson: "Now, Finn. [shrinks down into his non-monster state] Come on, there's no bad blood here. Come here, let's bury the hatchet! [hugs Finn] See how I'm not killing you?"
Marceline: "Ugh, Dad, stop."
Hunson: "Alright, I don't want to embarrass my little girl. [puts Finn down] So young lady, have you thought about my offer?"
Marceline: "Ugh!!"
Jake: "What offer, Marceline's Dad?"
Hunson: [chuckles] "I want Marceline to take over the Nightosphere. Finally join the family business."
Marceline: "Business? What do you even do?"
Hunson: Oh, ha... [backing away] Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on...
[the camera points towards Jake's belly as he scratches himself. The camera points back to Hunson and Marceline observing the burning landscape]
Hunson: "Check it out, sweetie. See how chaotic it is out there? [fire shoots out of the ground] How everyone's confused and frustrated? The Nightosphere is sustained by chaos."
[camera swipe to Finn jiggling his cheeks, swipe back]
Marceline: "Eh, I just don't see my self doing this biz."
Hunson: "Okay, but I know you'll come around eventually. Or maybe you won't. I don't know. You're an independent woman. [yawns so hard his soul-sucking face is seen as Jake backs away] Well, I'm gonna take a nappy. [taking a stroll] Oh! I almost forgot!" [takes off a neck ornament and sucks his suit into it; he is now wearing underpants and an undershirt]
Marceline: "Dad!!"
Hunson: "Whoops! [laughs, hands it to her] You should put this amulet on. It'll grant you wishes for, like... ponies, or whatever kids like."
Marceline: "Dad, I'm a thousand years old."
Hunson: "Ha! Yes you are, sweetie. [messing her hair, walks away] Daddy's little monster!"
[Finn and Jake find Marceline's dad (Hunson) holding a sandwich and mustard from the fridge]
Finn: What are you doing?
Hunson: Just grabbing a midnight snack. [shuts fridge]
Finn: It's Marceline! That's her out there!
Hunson: I know. Isn't it fantastic?
Finn: No! We have to save her!
Hunson: Save her?
Finn: From the amulet!
Hunson: But this is what I've always wanted. My daughter, following in his daddy's footsteps.
Finn: But that's not what she wants!
Hunson: That's balderdash, baby.

In Your Footsteps [4.07]

[back at the Tree Fort, Jake is listening to music in another room]
Finn: [offscreen] Jake! Hey, Jake! [Jake takes off one side of his headphones] Jake!
Jake: What?
Finn: Come here! Ya gotta check this out!
Jake: Yeah, okay.
Finn: Check this out, man. This bear is tops blooby! [Jake rolls his eyes and sighs] Watch this. [Finn inhales and the bear does the same] Choo! [the bear does the same] Ya gotta try this, Jake. He does everything I do!
[Finn slushes his drink at full force. The bear looks for something to imitate with, picks up and chews on BMO's leg]'
BMO: [laughing] Oh, stop! [Finn pulls BMO away]
Finn: Haha, come on, Jake, try it!
BMO: It's awesome!
Jake: Heh-heh. Um... Yeah, okay. [grabs a broom and starts sweeping] Sweepy-sweepy-sweepy. Sweep sweep sweep. [sweeps the bear's side] Sweepin'!
[the bear thwacks Jake up high onto the ground, and scratches its face. Finn comes by laughing]
Finn: He's got me down pat! Heh-hah! Sweeping's weak.
Jake: [annoyed] Mmmmmm...
Bear: [spoke] Sweeping weak.
Finn': Whoa! Haha! This guy's alright!
Jake: [beat] This guy just busted me up my chops, Finn!
Finn: Hey, come on, he's just a bear. He don't know nothin'.
Jake: Mmmm... Yeah, I guess. Well, anyway, it's gettin' pretty late. Probably time for everyone to go back home to their own houses.
Finn: Yeah, I guess you're right, Jake. It is pretty late. He should probably stay here tonight. [Jake scowls] You can sleep in the bathtub.
Bear: Brathtrub!
Finn: [laughing] Brathtub! This guy is tops blooby!

Hug Wolf [4.08]

Jake: ARE YOU READY TO OVERCOME THIS THING??
Finn: I think so.
Jake: I said, ARE YOU READY TO OVERCOME THIS THING!!?
Finn: Yeah. I heard you. I said, "I think so."
Jake: I'm trying to get ya to shout.
Finn: Oh.. okay! IS THIS GOOD??
Jake: Never mind.
Hug Wolf Finn: Cinnamon Bun... ret me out...
Cinnamon Bun: I... I-I'm not supposed to!
Hug Wolf Finn: Don't you want a hug?
Cinnamon Bun: I can't, man!
Hug Wolf Finn: Not... even a real one?
Cinnamon Bun: Huuuhh...
Hug Wolf Finn: You want a hug?
Cinnamon Bun: Uuuhh.... YES!!! HUG ME!!!

Princess Monster Wife [4.09]

Ice King: [at Ice Kingdom] I said I don't know! [groans] I have nothing to do with this!
Jake: Stop lying! We found your fingerprints at the crime scene!
Ice King: What?! Really?!
Jake: Uh... no. [Finn laughs]
Ice King: Oh, well... then why did you say that?
Finn: Ice King, we know you did it!
Ice King: Finn, I'm as concerned as you are. There's some sicko out there. What if he comes after my princess?
Both: YOUR princess?
Ice King: Yeah. Let me introduce you to my new wife.
[he removes a cloak from a shadowed figure revealing a grotesque mash-up of all the princesses, making Finn and Jake gasp in horror. Ice King looks back and forth]
Ice King: Oh, wait. You mean I'm the guy stealing all the p— Yeah, okay, I get it now.
Ice King: Here it is. I hope you like it. [unveils ice sculptures of Ice King and Monster Wife holding hands]
Monster Wife: Hmm...
[Monster Wife walks to their sculpture of themselves, tapping its face and puts banana in its mouth, which drops soon after. They look down in a melancholy expression]
Ice King: You like?
Monster Wife: Is there something wrong with me? The way I am... it's not normal, is it?
Ice King: [embraces her] Ohh, pretty baby wife. You're the most normal thing in my whole life. We're like two normal jelly beans sitting at the bottom of the jar, floating in a sea of olives, waiting for somebody to guess how many jelly beans are in the jar, which I mentioned.
Monster Wife: I don't think I understand.
Ice King: Just look into my eyes and know that everything is okay.

Goliad [4.10]

[aside Finn and Jake, Bubblegum meets with Goliad in the castle gardens]
Bubblegum: Hello, Goliad!
Goliad: Hello, Princess.
Bubblegum: I hear you learned a lot today.
Goliad: Yes. I lead the children.
Bubblegum: But Finn said you used yelling and mind control.
Goliad: Yes. It was good.
Bubblegum: Goliad, let me tell you something about leadership. You see this fat bee? She gets pollen from this flower, but she's gentle and makes the flower happy and pollenated. They both get what they need, and that's how a leader should be.
Goliad: No, Princess. Bee cares not for flower. If getting pollen hurt or kill flower, bee would not care. [crushes, twists bee] Bee is stronger than flower. [uses third eye to resurrect it] Goliad is stronger than bee. [influences bee at Finn and Jake] Goliad is stronger than all.

Beyond This Earthly Realm [4.11]

Ice King: What do you think, Finn? Can we pull back the layer of static and reach into the source of all being? Behind this curtain of patterns, this random pattern generator... so clever, right here in every home, watching us from a one-sided mirror.
[Finn stares.]
Ice King: Whoops! Heh, just wizard-talkin' to myself.
Jake: [shocked to see Finn turned into a lamb] Oh my chob! Finn's become one with the lamb!

Gotcha! [4.12]

Turtle Princess: "Hey, girl! "
LSP: Oh, Turtle Princess! This book is coming out awesome!!
Turtle Princess: "Oh good, girl! I can't wait to read it! "
LSP: Thanks, girl.
Turtle Princess: "Goodnight, girl."
LSP: Goodnight, girl.
LSP: This is way too boring for my book! Oh, my shoulder strap! Ohh! My orange juice is comin' out! Hah! Gotchuh? [kerPLOOP!!]
Finn: Hehah! Jake! Kerploop!
Jake: Hehehee! Kerploop!
LSP: Not "gotcha"?
Jake: Milk? Some milk?
Cookie: What? Oh.. look... you should probably split, buddy. Things are about to get pretty flipped out in here.
Jake: Oh sure, sorry man. I was just tryin' to get away from that rotten Princess Bubblegum for a while, y'know? Isn't she just the worst?
Cookie: Wait, you hate Princess Bubblegum too? Get outta here!
Jake: Oh yeah, man, she's the worst! Sittin' out there all safe and cosy while I'm riskin' my life tootin' around in here in a stupid milkman costume...
[...]
Cookie: Wait--costume!?
Jake: Oh, um... I just mean it feels like a costume! Cos I wanted to be a mailman so bad, you see? But the Princess--she made me be a milkman anyway.
Cookie: Boy I here ya, brother.
Bubblegum: Okay, okay... How about I give you a big cowboy hat... then will you let the hostages go?
[...]
Cookie: No!! No! Don't play games with me, Princess! I want that crown! No crown, no hostages!
Bubblegum: Well, obviously, that's going to be a problem, because I'M the princess and I need my crown. So...
Cookie: No, Princess! You are problem, the problem princess! ...Just gimme that crown!
Finn: [in soft, deep tone] Alvin shot juice box. Alvin shot juice box.

Card Wars [4.14]

Finn: Hey, Jake. What's wrong? You look dumpy. How come? I-Is it because of that metal box? [runs to Jake looking out the window] Is something sad inside?
Jake: No... it's nothin'.
Finn: There's lots of boxes that have nothing in them. But also, you can put something in the box. And then it won't be empty! Does that make you feel better? [Jake turns to him]
Jake: [chuckles] You're a charmer, Finn Human. No... it's, well... Lady Rainicorn doesn't want to play the game Card Wars with me. [shows box full of cards to Finn] I always beat her. 'Cause she says "No more Card Warring."
Finn: What's Card Wars?
Jake: It's a fantasy card game that's super-complicated and awesome, but— well... oh, it's kinda stupid. Never mind.
Finn: How come you never talked abut it before? It sounds cool!
Jake: Really? Well, I thought you'd say it was for nerds who do not know how life is outside the nerd universe.
Finn: I-It is, man. But I still totally want to play it. So no more moping, okay?
Jake: Thanks, Finn!
Jake: Okay, now it's the battle phase. I'm attacking your schoolhouse with my Husker Knights. [summons three corn-shaped knights] And, I'm casting Cerebral Bloodstorm! [summons a flying brain which rains down a cornfield] So, what do you use to defend? [his Husker Knights and Cerebral Bloodstorm starts charging into Finn's side]
Finn: Uhh... can my Cool Dog and Ancient Scholar defeat your Husker Knights? [Jake laughs out loud]
Jake: Of course not!
Finn: Hmm... Then, I floop the pig.
Jake: What?! [he giggles]
Finn: What?
Jake: Okay, okay. First of all, you don't floop a creature to make it fight. You activate a creature.
Finn: Hmm, no — it says I can floop the pig. See? [summons a pig]
[the pig is flooped onto the battlefield. It runs past the Knights and Bloodstorm and begins eating the cornfields; Jake gasps in shock]
Jake: No! He's eating all my cornfields! My Husker Knights draw energy from corn! [his Knights drop dead]
Finn: And since I'm not actually attacking, your Cerebral Bloodstorm only does damage to your own kingdom's troops. [the Bloodstorm strikes thunder to his Knights; Jake gasps loudly]
Jake: You just wiped out my entire attack!
Finn: What do you expect if all your power units come from corn? Pigs eat corn, dude. Cornfields stink.
Jake: Cornfields are awesome!! What makes you think you know so much about Card Wards?!
Finn: It's just logic.
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