Totally Spies! is an animated television series that focuses on three teenage girls in Beverly Hills, California, who work as undercover super agents.

Season 1

A Thing for Musicians [1.1]

The New Jerry [1.2]

Clover: Jerry, you've got to help us...
Jerry: [on recording] Sorry, I can't help you. I'm retired!
Clover: Très uncouth! I mean, I don't care if he is retired, this is an emergency!

Get Away [1.3]

Stuck in the Middle Ages with You [1.4]

Child's Play [1.5]

The Eraser [1.6]

The Fugitives [1.7]

Jerry: Girls, it's OK. We realize that you were only trying to clear your names.
Clover: Oh, I guess we're lucky you figured it out before you gave us lobotomies.

Abductions [1.8]

Model Citizens [1.9]

Spy Gladiators [1.10]

Silicon Valley Girls [1.11]

Queen for a Day [1.12]

Shrinking [1.13]

Aliens [1.14]

Wild Style [1.15]

The Black Widows [1.16]

Spy vs. Spy [1.17]

Jerry: Can I convince you girls to stay with WOOHP?
Pam: Sorry, Jerry. We've had enough WOOHP adventures for one lifetime.

Evil Boyfriend [1.18]

Sam: Here's to never letting anything get in the way of our friendship again.
Clover: Especially not a boy.
Alex: From now on, it's all about togetherness.

Game Girls [1.19]

A Spy is Born [1.20]

Passion Patties [1.21]

Clover: Well, after being a large size everything, I decided having a big hat size is no big deal. It's best being happy with whatever size you are.

Soul Collector [1.22]

Clover: [as the girls are tied up, about to be zapped by an aging ray] We have got to get out of here. I am too young to be old.

Malled [1.23]

Security Guard: Nice try, lady. I hereby assign you to 2 weeks on the store’s cleaning crew.
Mandy: Cleaning crew?! I have never cleaned anything in my entire life! Can’t I just hire someone to do the cleaning for me?
Clover: While you’re cleaning the mall, why don’t you take this opportunity to clean up your act?

Do You Believe in Magic? [1.24]

Iceman Cometh [1.25]

Man or Machine [1.26]

Emperor: Goodbye, ladies. Goodbye.
Clover: OK. A man of few words.
Sam: Too few.

Season 2

A Spy is Born Part II [2.1]

Clover: Lumiere thinks he's nimble, Lumiere thinks he's quick, Lumiere just got busted by three tough chicks.

I Want My Mummy [2.2]

Alex: [as the girls are tied up, being buried in sand] Clover, can you move your hand? The reflection off Mandy's ring is melting my face.
Sam: Alex, that's it!
Alex: What's it? Melting my face?

Evil Hair Salon [2.3]

The Yuck Factor [2.4]

It's How You Play the Game [2.5]

Here Comes the Sun [2.6]

Green with N.V. [2.7]

Sam: She's putting her sweat into the cologne.
Alex: So, it's her sweat that keeps these guys possessed?
Clover: That's genius! I mean, that's sick.

Boy Bands Will Be Boy Bands [2.8]

I Dude [2.9]

Sam: [to the evil beach bunnies trying to restrain her] Let go of me, you silicon-enhanced freaks!

Mommies Dearest [2.10]

Clover: This better work or my name is mud.

Zooney World [2.11]

First Brat [2.12]

W.O.W. [2.13]

Stark Raving Mad [2.14]

S.P.I. [2.15]

Animal World [2.16]

Nature Nightmare [2.17]

Alex Quits [2.18]

Totally Switched [2.19]

The Elevator [2.20]

Ski Trip [2.21]

Matchmaker [2.22]

Clover: You won't believe the stunt Chris pulled this time!
Sam: Let me guess. He only called you eight times yesterday to say he loved you instead of the standard ten?

Brain Drain [2.23]

Fashion Faux Pas [2.24]

Toying Around [2.25]

Starstruck [2.26]

Season 3

Physics 101 Much? [3.1]

Freaky Circus Much? [3.2]

Computer Creep Much? [3.3]

Space Much? [3.4]

Evil Coffee Shop Much? [3.5]

Forward to the Past [3.6]

The Incredible Bulk [3.7]

Morphing Is Sooo 1987 [3.8]

Planet of The Hunks [3.9]

Super Nerd Much? [3.10]

Dental? More Like Mental [3.11]

Escape from WOOHP Island [3.12]

Scam Camp Much? [3.13]

Evil G.L.A.D.I.S. Much? [3.14]

Super Agent Much? [3.15]

Evil Airlines Much? [3.16]

Creepy Crawly Much? [3.17]

Truth or Scare [3.18]

Feng Shui Is Like So Passe [3.19]

Evil Valentine's Day [3.20]

Halloween [3.21]

Power Yoga Much? [3.22]

Head Shrinker Much? [3.23]

Evil Promotion Much? [3.24-26]

Sam: Not only would Jerry never cheat, the idea that he would betray his own brother...his twin brother.
Jerry: It's the only time I've lied in my entire life, and not a day goes by that I don't regret it.
Sam: [after beheading a spy-droid] Not a good time to lose your head.

Season 4

The Dream Teens [4.1]

Futureshock! [4.2]

I Hate the Eighties [4.3]

The O.P. [4.4]

Alex Gets Schooled [4.5]

Mime Your Own Business [4.6]

Attack of the 50 Ft. Mandy [4.7]

Evil Jerry [4.8]

0067 [4.9]

Arnold the Great [4.10]

Jerry: [to Sparky, in a game of tug of war with him over the magazine] Ugh. Let go of that. [Sparky growls, then releases the magazine, looking cute. Jerry is holding the now slobbered magazine, sarcastically] Charming. [pushing Sparky aside] Moving on.
Jerry: [to Sparky, at the park near a tree] Come on. Like we did in my office. Heel. [Sparky sniffs the ground. He barks. Jerry groans] I trained those girls to be spies. [picking up Sparky] It's only a matter of time before I've trained you too. [Sparky licks Jerry on the nose] Aw. [cuddling Sparky] Who's a good wittle doggy?
Alex: [holding Sparky] But look at how cozy and fuzzy and cuddly and nuzzly he is.

Mani-Maniac Much? [4.11]

Déjà Cruise [4.12]

Evil Bouquets Are So Passe [4.13]

Evil Heiress Much? [4.14]

Sis-KaBOOM-Bah! [4.15]

Evil Ice Cream Man Much? [4.16]

Beauty Is Skin Deep [4.17]

Like, So Totally Not Spies [4.18-19]

The Suavest Spy [4.20]

Spy Soccer [4.21]

Spies in Space [4.22]

Spies on the Farm [4.23]

Totally Busted! [4.24-26]

Season 5

Evil Graduation [5.1]

Evil Roommate [5.2]

Evil Professor [5.3]

The Granny [5.4]

Another Evil Boyfriend [5.5]

Return of Geraldine [5.6]

Evil Sorority [5.7]

Evil Gymnasts [5.8]

Evil Pizza Guys [5.9]

Evil Shoe Designer [5.10]

Virtual Stranger [5.11]

WOOHPersize Me! [5.12]

Evil Hotel [5.13]

Totally Mystery Much? [5.14]

Evil Sushi Chef [5.15]

Miss Spirit Fingers [5.16]

Mime World [5.17]

Evil Mascot [5.18]

Alex: [to the kitten as the kitten meows in pain] You poor baby. We didn't mean to hurt your fuzzy, little ears with our evil siren. [She turns The Silent Siren Tracking Device off. The kitten stops meowing in pain. Alex laughs, taking the kitten from Sam and cuddling it]
Alex: [to the kitten after the kitten has bitten the Silent Siren Tracking Device in half] You poor baby. [She picks up the kitten] Thanks, kitty. We totally owe you. [She kisses the kitten, making it happy]
Alex: [gasps, remembering the kitten] Speaking of situations that need remedying, there's a little cat that needs a new home now that its owner is being relocated to the W.O.O.H.P. Containment Facility.
Jerry: Don't fret. [as a W.O.O.H.P. agent holds the kitten in his arms while the girls go "Aw"] W.O.O.H.P. will take the cat to W.O.O.A.P.— The World Organization Of Animal Protection. [The kitten meows happily] Cheerio. [The kitten meows happily as Jerry drives off to W.O.O.A.P.]

The Show Must Go On... or Else [5.19]

Zero to Hero [5.20]

WOOHP-tastic [5.21]

So Totally Not Groove-y [5.22]

Ho-ho-ho-no! [5.23]

Totally Icky [5.24]

Totally Dunzo [5.25-26]

Unsorted

Sam: You'll never get away with your crazy scheme. By the way, what is your crazy scheme?
Clover: [after the girls are sucked through the tunnel to headquarters] Jerry, would it kill ya' to send a limo, just once?
Clover: [after destroying a spy-droid's ankles] Someone has to take the fall.
Alex: [to Sam, about Oinky] Oh, but he could find truffles for us, and he's cleaner than a dog, and he's so cute!
Jerry: [hiding Oinky in his suit] I wanted it to be a surprise, [as Oinky's head pops out of the suit] but Oinky hasn't learned the art of stealth yet.
Clover: Since I have sworn off boys, I have tons of free time. Last night, I completely reorganized my handbag closet.
Sam: You have a handbag closet?
Clover: I told you, I have tons of free time.
Clover: [as the girls are tangled in seaweed while making a getaway] Now I know what sushi feels like.
[the girls get trapped in a net]
Clover: And this must be what cooked sushi feels like.
Alex: I think they just call that seafood.
Clover: Whatever.
Sam: Time to go to Plan B!
Clover: Do we even HAVE a Plan B?
Sam: We've got a villain to catch.
Clover: Yeah, and we also have one to save.
Jerry: [after summoning the girls to headquarters from a sauna] Sorry to interrupt your conversation just as things were "heating up".
Clover: Not funny much.
Alex: [to Oinky] Oink, oink. [Oinky oinks] Oink, oink. [Oinky oinks] Oink, oink, oink. [Oinky oinks] Really? Wow, that's incredible.
Clover: [to Alex] Well? What did he say?
Alex: [to Clover] I have no idea.
[Clover faints while Alex pets Oinky]

Cast

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