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Habeas Tortoise

Helen Lovejoy: I've noticed lately that people have been putting up quite a few little DIY free libraries all over town.

Homer [to Marge] What's DIY stands for?

Marge: Do it yourself.

Homer: I'm trying to, but I can't.

One Angry Lisa

Homer: Mmm...jelly legs.

Lisa the Boy Scout

[Homer is mowing the lawn when Flanders opens his window]

Ned: I wouldn't mean to be unneighborly but would you know what happened to my old nostril skirt?

Homer: Mustache, you say? Hmm, let me think? Stroking this goatee I've always had... stroking stroking.

Ned: That's it!

[he throws a necklace with a cross on it out the window, angrily]

Ned: Boys, we're Jewish now.

Rodd: Hail???

Todd: For life!

The King of Nice

Not It

Treehouse of Horror XXXIII

From Beer to Paternity

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