Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius is a 2001 American computer-animated science fiction comedy film produced by Nickelodeon Movies, which follows a boy genius inventor who must save the parents of his hometown from egg-like aliens.

Directed by Kevin Lima and Chris Buck. Written by Tab Murphy, Bob Tzudiker, and Noni White.
Blasting Into Theatres

Dialogue

[Judy puts a plate in front of Hugh]
Judy: Sorry about the toast, dear. I had to make it in the oven because I cannot find our toaster anywhere.
Hugh: Oh, looky. Well, this oven toast is brilliant, sugar booger. And the yolks are absolutely perfect, too. Run away with me, my love. [gasps when he reads the box]
Judy: Okay. But we have to take my car because you transmitter needs a new compression cup.
Hugh: Whatever. [peeks inside box to take out a prize toy duck] Oh, this is a good one. Quack quack quack. [chuckles]
Judy: Will you try calling Jimmy? He is going to miss the bus again.
Hugh: Jimmy! BREAKFAST! Time to come down! [sing-song with his toy duck] Down down down down down quack. Down down down down down quack quack.
Judy: James Isaac Neutron! I see you up there. How many times have we told you not to launch yourself off the roof?
Jimmy: Probably nine. Exactly nine. They say repetition is good for a developing brain.
Judy: Then what do you think you're doing?
Jimmy: Last night I got a message from space, but it was garbled in the ionosphere, so I had to launch a communications toaster... I mean, satellite. And then when I tried...
Hugh: Well, message from space. Wow.
Judy: Don't encourage him, Hugh. Jimmy, we've repeatedly told you not to talk to strangers.
Jimmy: But, Mom, I'm on the verge of contact with an advanced alien civilization.
Judy: I don't care how advanced they say they are, Jimmy. If your father and I haven't met them, they're strangers. Right, Hugh?
Hugh: Well, except for policemen. They're there to help you. You've got to admit that is pretty neat. But very unsafe, honey. That's bad.
[Sheen is up for show and tell at school]
Sheen: This is ULTRA LORD!
[the class groans]
Miss Fowl: Sheen, this is the seventh week in a row you've shown Ultra Lord in class!
Sheen: Miss Fowl. This one is different! This "Purple Vengeance" edition with power fists and nuclear knees is in rare, never-before-seen condition; making it HIGHLY COLLECTIBLE!
Cindy: "Never-before-seen", huh? Well, then, how do you know it's even in there?
Sheen: Hmm… [takes Ultra Lord out of the box and mockingly waves it in front of Cindy] Nyah-nyah. [Cindy shakes her head and gives him a smirk; suddenly shocked, realizing what he has done] NO!
[the class starts laughing]
Carl: [whispering] Hey, Jimmy, wanna see a frog?
[shows him a crude drawing of a smiling frog]
Jimmy: Oh, that looks great, Carl.
Carl: Thanks. [notices Jimmy's more precise drawings] Um, what are you drawing?
Jimmy: Flycycle modifications for Goddard. Second prototype.
Carl: "Prototype", huh?
Jimmy: Uh-huh.
Carl: Well, you know, that looks good, too.
Jimmy: Thanks, Carl.
Carl: [takes out inhaler] This is my inhaler. It provides fast-acting relief of bronchial swelling due to asthma or allergies. One touch of the button and- [accidentally sprays into his eyes] AAH! OH! I CAN'T SEE!
Sheen: [notices a poster for Retroland theme park] Hey! Hey! Retroland theme park! Check it out! [Takes poster off pole] "Meet Ultra Lord! Live!"
Jimmy: Oh look! [takes poster from Sheen] It's the state of the arts bone-warping gravity rides! [Sheen takes back poster]
Sheen: I could hang out with Ultra Lord!
Carl: [takes poster] And there's a petting zoo!
Jimmy: [takes poster] But look at this!
Sheen: [Takes poster] No! "Meet Ultra Lord live!"
Carl: [takes poster] Llamas and capybaras!
Sheen: Who cares!? "Meet Ultra Lord live!"
Carl: [dances in excitement] Yeah! But I'm going to touch a llama!
Judy: [calls from downstairs] Jimmy!
Jimmy: [comes out of the fireplace] Hi, Mom.
Judy: Oh! Oh, Jimmy, you scared the bajeebers out of me.
Jimmy: Oh, sorry about your bajeebers, Mom. And might I add how lovely you look today?
Judy: Jimmy, I'm covered in transmission fluid.
Jimmy: Exactly! And might I say filth never looked so good.
Judy: Yes. Well, how was show and tell today?
Jimmy: Was okay. But first, [pulls out bouquet of flowers] happy birthday, Mom!
Judy: [takes bouquet] Jimmy, these are beautiful! But sweetie, it's… not my birthday.
Jimmy: Oh, it's not? Well, [pulls out a pearl necklace and earrings] then whatever will I do with these lovely pearls and priceless earrings?
Judy: [takes necklace and earrings] These can't be real.
Jimmy: Oh, but they can, and they are! [snaps fingers and Goddard grows a speaker, disco ball, and spotlights with 40s style music playing] And all these fabulous gifts and prizes could be yours if you know the correct answer to this question: Please may I go to Retroland tonight?
Judy: [gives Jimmy bouquet] No. It's a school night.
Jimmy: Thank you so much mother! And might I say…[music slows, stops] Did you just say no?
Judy: Yes.
Jimmy: Yes!
Judy: No.
Jimmy: No?
Judy: Yes.
Jimmy: YES!
Judy: JIMMY…?!
Jimmy: But all my friends are going, and anybody who matters is gonna be there, Mom!
Judy: I matter, your father matters, and you matter. But, you're not going. Maybe we can all go next week.
King Goobot: Tell me. When did it come unacceptable to approach my royal throne UNANNOUNCED?!?
Yokian Guard: Oh yes. Of course, my King.
King Goobot: SPACE HIM!
Yokian Guard: But, hey...
[Yokian Guard gets spaced out, and flies out of the ship]
Ooblar: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT! Oh! [slams face-first into the window] Oh, I missed it... Can I-can I space another?
King Goobot: No.
Ooblar: Oh, please, brother?
King Goobot: I said "No", Ooblar.
Ooblar: [sing-song] Oh please, Oh please, Oh please, Oh please, Oh please, Oh please...
King Goobot: I would love for that to stop.
Ooblar: [continuing] Oh please, Oh please, Oh pleeeeaaassse? [spots the toaster] Oh, what have we here? [clears throat] As the king's royal assistant, I am the official checker of the new things to be checked.
King Goobot: Ohh.
Ooblar: [plays with the toaster until the toast pops out] It's all right, it's all right! I'll handle this. [starts to interact with the toast] HELLO!
[silence]
Ooblar: WHAT GALAXY ARE YOU FROM?!?!
King Goobot: Ooblar.
Ooblar: WHERE IS YOUR LEADER?!?
King Goobot: Ooblar, stop it. It's toast.
Ooblar: Oh. [takes the toast] HELLO, TOAST! I GREATLY ADMIRE YOUR SHIP!
[In the living room]
Hugh: Jimmy's a big boy now. Don't you worry, sugar.
Judy: I suppose you're right.
Hugh: Yeah, sure. I was a kid once. I remembered being grounded a whole week and not being allowed to go to my best friend's bachelor party. [shrinks the TV with Jimmy's shrink ray]
Judy: Well, what did you do?
Hugh: Actually, I snuck out. [enlarges the TV and shrinks Judy's head]
Judy: You don't think that Jimmy... [Hugh enlarges Judy's head normal sized again]
Hugh: No, no. Besides, how's he gonna sneak out? It's not like he can just walk right out the front door.
Judy: That's true.
Sheen: I'm peeing...in the shower!
[later]
Sheen: I'm still doin' it! Go, go, go!
"My Clothes Don't Match" Kid: [singing] My clothes don't match, my clothes don't match! I'm out in public and my clothes don't match!
[Sheen emerges from a large pile of popcorn]
Sheen: What a battle. Are there any survivors? [falls back in the popcorn pile; his hand rises out; desperate] Help me.
[Jimmy sees a TV that says "KIDS SPECIAL REPORT."]
Oleander: [Wendall laughs and throws a piece of paper over Oleander's head] We interrupt this program to bring you this special report. [Wendall puts his hand on the camera and messes around with it] Hey! knock it off, Arnie! [clears throat] "Trouble in Paradise." [Wendall does the "peace" sign next to Oleander] That's what some kids are saying in the aftermath of yesterday's "Mom and Dad are gone" celebrations. [the cameraman moves the camera away from Oleander; Oleander pops out] Here's Courtney Tyler! [chuckles]
Courtney Tyler: What started as an awesome day has become, like, a real bummer.
Johnny Shjeff: [runs past] Help us!
Nathan DeCarlo: [runs past] I don't know how to make lunch!
Tina Sue: [offscreen] I want my parents!
[Johnny Shjeff runs up to the camera.]
Johnny Shjeff: Somebody hold me!
[Courtney Tyler is interviewing Nissa, who is holding her hurt knee.]
Nissa: I-I was playing on the teeter-totter, and the next thing I knew, I was on the ground, and my knee hurt!
Courtney Tyler: [clears throat] Reports of tummy aches, owies and constipation have reached epidemic numbers over the past few hours, with little indication of slowing down.
[Courtney Tyler is interviewing zachary.]
Zachary Jones: And... [sniffs] And so we were gonna see who could eat the most cotton candy... [camera zooms out, revealing he's bloated] And I won! [cries] I want my mommy! [burps as his shirt rips]
Courtney Tyler: [Turns back to the camera] So, there you have it. [her smile fades to a sad look on her face] I want my mommy too! [starts crying loudly]
Judy Neutron: James Isaac Neutro-[burps, short pause, laughs]

Cast

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