Lolly Scramble
Lolly Scramble: A Memoir of Little Consequence, published in 2005, is collection of autobiographical essays by New Zealand-Australian comedian Tony Martin. A second volume, A Nest of Occasionals, appeared in 2009.
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| Author | Tony Martin | 
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| Country | Australia | 
| Language | English | 
| Genre | Humour | 
| Publisher | Pan Macmillan | 
Publication date  | October 2005 | 
| Media type | Print (Paperback) | 
| Pages | 320 pp | 
| ISBN | 0-330-42213-8 | 
The people mentioned in the book are not referred to by their real names.
Contents
    
    Next Teller Please
    
Tells of the decline in use of passbooks in banking.
Something Of Dreams
    
A New Zealand TV show shoots a scene in the neighbourhood of Martin's friend from Thames South Primary.
Mono
    
Martin and his friend befriend a peer whose religion forbids board games, television and movies, who is rumoured to possess only one testicle.
Longnecks
    
14-year-old Martin discusses 18-year-old Donna, who he has a crush on, with her 29-year-old boyfriend, and later attempts to engage her in conversation.
The Secret Passage
    
Martin's experience with New Zealand amateur theatre.
A Made Bed in Hell
    
Martin moves into a rented room at the Yeoman household in Auckland.
No Tarzan, Mind
    
An account of Martin's time in the advertising industry, starting at the bottom rung, and learning kerning.
The Yeti
    
Martin's experience at an Auckland boarding house run by a Swiss-German husband and Samoan wife.
Breakfast in Dubbo
    
An account of a lengthy New South Wales Bus trip.
Unlucky 12a
    
Martin's time spent living in a flat in Melbourne.
Prang
    
The events following a minor collision with a drunk driver.
The Doctor is Out
    
Martin's experience of visiting various chiropractors to cure recurring back pain.
The Notary Public
    
Martin and his wife require legal forms to be signed by the "notary public".
Any Old Iron
    
Martin undergoes treatment for haemochromatosis.
Donkey Shines
    
Martin's experience with video game addiction, including Pong, Space Invaders, Donkey Kong, and GoldenEye 007.
In the Eye of the Lolly Scramble
    
Parental punishment in combined families, and Christmas cheer.
